Meredith Grey, Olivia Benson and Benjamin Button
Hello, My name is Olivia. Mum said that Meredith and I should write a dairy together. She said it would help us bond as sisters.
Hey y’all listen up, Meredith Grey’s in da house!
Meredith, how many times have I told you not to talk in that horrifying manner? It is YOU ALL not y’all. Mr. Sheeran or as mom says, Ed has already told you to stop abbreviating your words.
WHO CARES DIBBLES?
That name is strictly reserved for mother. You shall not call me by that name again. It is Olivia to you thank you very much.
Sup ya dirty rats, what you losers up to?
Benjamin! Mother said this dairy was only for me and Meredith.
What she means is, GET OUT!
Well that was easy...
Okay, now let us get to the point. Today was a wonderful day. Fluffy white clouds floated in the beautiful blue sky. So what did I end up doing on this divine day? Well of course I was in the library, studying for nothing in particular-
NERD ALERT, NERD ALERT, REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL, NERD ALERT!!! I spent the whole day binging Netflix. This is the best day of my life so far.
You do that everyday. And you said yesterday was the best day of your life.
Yeh, well that was yesterday. Come on Olivia get on TOP of it.
Hehe...I’m back sistahs!
Not this again. Benjamin, would you please leave me and Meredith alone? Go and...read that new book I got you for your birthday.
You mean “The detailed history of the Periodic Table”? I ATE THAT BOOK SISTAH!
Heehee...I mean, OI BENJAMIN, THAT’S JUST RUDE!
You know what?, I’m done with the both of you. You are both a disgrace to catkind!. You do not show respect and you don’t understand the importance of literature and science. You should be ashamed of yourselves! I’m done with the both of you.
Well… so this is awkward. Meredith over and out.
I should eat this disgusting book. Eh, I have better things to do.